15 OUNCE CUSTOMIZABLE RPG / D&D COFFEE MUG.
 
Whether you're playing an RPG or an MMORPG, you know what's it's like it being a Dungeon Master or a Player: the healer is being chased by goblins, the rogue thinks he's a tank but forgot his daggers, the sorcerer just rolled a critical fail on their wild magic, and the bard is dancing on top of a barrel singing about it all. It's up to you to be the hero, sort it all out, and make sure the fun continues!  Or ... just watch the world burn!
 
THIS. MUG. IS. FOR. YOU!  ... or a friend!
 
The mug reads:
 
"Being a
<insert chosen person>
is like riding
a bicycle,
when the bike’s
on fire, you’re on
fire, everything’s
on fucking fire!"
 
Stay hydrated and caffeinated with this custom-made mug!
Made of the highest quality, the words are not simply drawn on, printed on, and they're not stickers, either! The ink is embedded into the mug itself and will never come off! Dishwasher, microwave, dragon's fire, AND zombie apocalypse safe! Also, guaranteed to add + 1 to both Wisdom and Constitution!
 
The FRONT of the mug can be customized to your needs!
 
Choose any of the following to insert as the red text on the pictured coffee mug:
 
"Dungeon Master"
"Game Master"
"Tank"
"Healer"
"Artificer"
"Barbarian"
"Bard"
"Cleric"
"Druid"
"Fighter"
"Mage"
"Monk"
"Mystic"
"Paladin"
"Ranger"
"Sorcerer"
"Rogue"
"Thief"
"Warlock"
"Warrior"
"Wizard"
"Leader"
"Player"
"Role Player"
"Gamer"
"Dice Roller"
"RPGer"
 
The BACK side of the mug displays:
 
"<image of a sword made of D&D dice>"
 
All Coffee Mugs from CritterDice.com are shipped Priority Mail via USPS due to weight and to ensure a safe packaging size!
 
☕ ABOUT THE MUG ☕
 
✥ Holds 15 ounces of glorious caffeine!
✥ Dimensions: 6.25" Height x 6.5" Width x 5" Diameter
✥ Image is permanently imprinted onto the mug.
✥ Image will not flake, scratch, or peel off.
✥ Microwave and Dishwasher safe.
✥ Lead & Cadmium Free
✥ Perfect for all your favorite Hot & Cold beverages.
☕ Fantastic Mugs (and Dragons!) as Fantastic Gifts for: ☕

✥ Him or Her
✥ Mother's or Father's Day
✥ Christmas
✥ Other holidays involving gift-giving mythical creatures
✥ Birthdays
✥ Just to say I love you!
✥ Just to say I like you!
✥ Just to say I kinda like you a little ... maybe.
✥ Just to say you like yourself!
✥ Flag Day!!?!
✥ International Druid Bear Awareness Month
✥ To Stop Terrorism